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YOU KNOW YOU ARE A "BIKER" WHEN ....
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.
He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest biker in the face and says, 'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!'
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.
His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says, 'I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!'
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, 'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!'
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says.......
'Grandpa,............Go home, you're drunk!
Slow Down or Stop!
A police officer pulls a biker over. The biker says what's the matter officer? The officer says you just ran a stop sign. The biker began to argue stating that he slowed down and looked before going on. The officer says the sign said stop. The biker repeats himself and the officer does the same. The biker says it's the same thing. The officer pulls his Billy club and starts to hit the biker on the head. He says to the biker NOW would you like me to slow down or stop?
You pull your Harley into the motel room and use the bath towel to wipe it off !!!!
When the "new little bundle of joy" arrives, and you buy a side car instead of a bassinet.
You can tell what kind of bugs they are, by the taste ! !
Your husband tells you his mom is coming over to your house for dinner and you need to get things clean & shiny, so you go out and start polishing your Harley ! !
You go to the dentist to get your teeth cleaned and he recommends an exterminator !!